as requested by anon

as requested by aboardtheblackandtanexpress

Hey, if I’m gonna die, you’d better be right behind me, or I will haunt your kitchen cabinets till the day you die.

as requested by makazy1

What other ways have you heard it??

“i have a motorcycle.”
“yes, you do.”
“yes, i do, and you know what? it is the purest form of freedom that i’ve ever experienced. you zip through traffic, you park anywhere, you never have to take anyone to the airport, you certainly don’t have to help anyone move. easily the best purchase i’ve ever made in my life, and i have never regretted it, not for a second.”
“great. you love your motorcycle. is there a point to this?”
“yeah, there’s a point to this. the point is, since i’ve met you, i…”