You heard about Pluto?

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“So you’re telling me that my insurance won’t cover the transplant. You guys are trying to protect me from the fact that I’m gonna spend the rest of my life in a gigantic plastic bubble, just like the movie I’m writing.”


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“i have a motorcycle.”
“yes, you do.”
“yes, i do, and you know what? it is the purest form of freedom that i’ve ever experienced. you zip through traffic, you park anywhere, you never have to take anyone to the airport, you certainly don’t have to help anyone move. easily the best purchase i’ve ever made in my life, and i have never regretted it, not for a second.”
“great. you love your motorcycle. is there a point to this?”
“yeah, there’s a point to this. the point is, since i’ve met you, i…”



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